Kasio Kristmas
- Pop
- 2008
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Reviewed by Mojo Flucke, PhD
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Flash forward to 2008. A new genre of closeted keyboard geeks are coming out, after years of oppression, finally making "8-bit" music in public. Eight-bit music is like normal music, except it's limited to basically the musical palette of the Mario Bros. Nintendo games, or, say, "Ms. Pac-Man" for the Atari 2600. The Kasio Kristmas guys, EMF and Boto, count vintage Casios as "one of their main influences," and perhaps allow themselves to toss a little more sonic variation and technology into the mix than the 8-bit strict constructionists would allow, but to my ears it’s scant little. Either way, the upshot of the 8-bit genre is that, today, real musicians are making little symphonies much more complex than video-game tracks, which essentially were vamps whipped together as engineers rushed a game to commercial release. It takes a certain sort of geek to appreciate this stuff – because it can get blippity-blippity annoying.
Yet, it's music to this Casio geek's ears: To be a decent 8-bit artist, you gotta be a little bit Bill Gates and a lot John Williams, basically arranging the percussion, bass, melody, rhythm and everything else. And directing the whole mess. Many of today's most popular 8-bit artists do all of the above well, but drop in funny little references to both video game songs and rock history. The rock quotes on this record are phenomenal: "Deck the Halls" quotes Survivor's "Eye of the Tiger" at the end, making it a little menacing for a cheery holiday ditty. Then there's the spot-on Minneapolis funk arrangement of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," ripped straight from the 1999 playbook, except marooned in a Galaga machine that's perhaps decked with boughs of holly. It's not all satire; the Kasios throw down a nice jungle mix of "Twelve Days of Christmas," with some great game FX on the breaks that would make it perfectly at home for the Jetsons family holiday. Even the cheezy Hawaiian chestnut "Mele Kalikimaka" works here in this cheezy electronic-music context. On that track, Isaiah "Ikey" Owens from Sublime and the Mars Volta guests – which shows that, in the end, the Casio geeks aren't so geeky after all and Christmas music doesn't have to be Tom Jones or Billy Ray Cyrus roasting the same old chestnuts with the same crappy arrangements.
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